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Funny story!!

This is one embar****ing moment. Read and get a laugh!

I just had to share this story that a friend of mine e-mailed me. You talk
about embar****ing for the lady who told the story. Read it below and you will get a laugh!. I did!

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love.

When it became apparent that we would marry, I made
the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down
on the way home from work.

Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband
and told him that I would be late because I had to
walk home.

On my way, I p****ed by a small diner and the odor of
baked beans was more than I could stand.

With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off
any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I
stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had
consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home, I made sure that I released all the

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me
and exclaimed
delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the
dinner table.

I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my
blindfold, the telephone rang.

He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he
returned and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me
and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so
while my husband was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer
truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood

I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around
me vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three
more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in
the other room, I went on like this for another few

The pleasure was indescribable.
When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the
end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more
times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded
my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased
with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when
my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.

He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and
I ****ured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve
dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy

I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Chuckster Himself


haha, real funny!Except if your'e one of those dinner guests, then it ain't funny at all.




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