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joe velez/major lakershater in the O.C.

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Robert Randolph is a bad-a$$!!!! wrote:


El Negro Mambo wrote:


Donde`, chica? Where are you playing this weekend?Mambo wants to check you out in person; please give ALL the details.I'll hop on a jet after practice.


Megan Slankard's talented, here's her website:


http://cdbaby.com/cd/slankardband


not my salsa in the looks department...bland...not the chica latin hottie stuff i like; but whatever.


& chica; you're right; who are we dudes to talk just about the looks of a chica, but I can't help myself with you; I like you too much.


& I do not like skinny mujers i can throw over a chair you d*ckhead joe Velez. F*ck you; come to my mansion so I can kick your a$$ & slam jerry West's cupcake into your lard face. So there.




RBX:You know I hate faker fans but gotta give it to mambo b/c/ he's funny.


OSM:You know he probably knows jerry West; dey' make cupcakes together in between breaks for 'de sequel 'ta B-Ball-Brokeback-gay-o-nba-mountain-starring-mambo-'n'-'dat'-non-rapist'Kwame'Brown.


Rhondda:That looks like a title for MJD, doesn't it?As you musicians can tell, we're behind in Austin City Limits references.OSM, tell the people!


OSM:Robert Randolph was on ACL repeat two weekends ago. He's a total(I mean TOTAL!!!)bAD-A$$ on the pedal steel guitar!!!!THE BEST IN THE WORLD~~!!!!


RBX: Agreed, but I liked that songwriter I checked on the blackberry last Saturday night when you all took a break at Yoshi's, what was his name?


OSM:Jamie Cullum. has a name like


dat naked chef dude, & he's english.


Rhondda:Is it 'cuz' he's english he reminds you of the naked chef, OSM?Just kidding!Thanx for letting me sit in with you at Yoshi's.


OSM:Wouldn't have let 'ya if I thought you'd s*ck. Liked how you were channeling Thelonius Monk there...


Rhondda:Ha,ha...I thought I was improvising on Stravinsky's Petrushka...


RBX: Never heard of it, but you sounded good. All of you.


OSM:Obrigado.


Rhondda:Now who's speaking portuguese....


OSM::biggrin


Rhondda: I wanted to say something to Daniel bejarano if he checks out the board again. No hard feelings about what may have happenned in the day, I'm a better musician for it.


OSM:You're too nice....remember he lives in faker land!You don't have to let him off?


RBX: Who's off?


Rhondda; Who's on first?Makes me think off baseball....


RBX: Maybe later if the drillah doesn't beat us to it...



too freaking funny. you all should do a podcast, id listen to it,damn.

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El Negro Mambo

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How 'bout a podcast of me kicking your a$$?I notice you didn't say sh*t to my challenge, you wiener joe velezzzzzzzzzzzz.....you are a mouse......'n'.....mambo eats miceysssss all the time.


Oh.....'n' Rhondda.....you're too nicey-micey to this Bejarano dude. my sources here in L.A. say hes a d*ckhead 'n' pompous pooh-pooh cabeza like that freedarko dude.



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Daniel bejarano/Dusseldorf, Germany

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El Negro Mambo wrote:


How 'bout a podcast of me kicking your a$$?I notice you didn't say sh*t to my challenge, you wiener joe velezzzzzzzzzzzz.....you are a mouse......'n'.....mambo eats miceysssss all the time.


Oh.....'n' Rhondda.....you're too nicey-micey to this Bejarano dude. my sources here in L.A. say hes a d*ckhead 'n' pompous pooh-pooh cabeza like that freedarko dude.




F*ck you & the donkey a$$ you rode in on, are you one of Kobe's people?no real musicians wanna work for the f*cking lakers, I tell you. All of us guys from Stockton hate them.


I hope Rhondda becomes prosperous enuff I can play drums for her in the future. I don't have any bad memories back from 'the day', so I don't know what=the-f*ck OSM &RBX are talkin' about.



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WTF?

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Daniel bejarano/Dusseldorf, Germany wrote:


El Negro Mambo wrote:


How 'bout a podcast of me kicking your a$$?I notice you didn't say sh*t to my challenge, you wiener joe velezzzzzzzzzzzz.....you are a mouse......'n'.....mambo eats miceysssss all the time.


Oh.....'n' Rhondda.....you're too nicey-micey to this Bejarano dude. my sources here in L.A. say hes a d*ckhead 'n' pompous pooh-pooh cabeza like that freedarko dude.




F*ck you & the donkey a$$ you rode in on, are you one of Kobe's people?no real musicians wanna work for the f*cking lakers, I tell you. All of us guys from Stockton hate them.


I hope Rhondda becomes prosperous enuff I can play drums for her in the future. I don't have any bad memories back from 'the day', so I don't know what=the-f*ck OSM &RBX are talkin' about.




OSM:Just tellin' da' truth as I remember, dude. Of course, ya' remember it diff, convenient for ya...


RBX: Dusseldorf....isn't that were the beatles first started & their first drummer had a brain explosion  or something?


OSM: I think it's called an aneurism, dude....Ya' know what I think is funny, here?All dese' dudes in el lay cappin' on each other.


RBX: & again we're back to freedarko.


OSM: Yeah,& if mambo works for kobe.


RBX:Or Mambo is Kobe tryin' to improve his image with King's fans?


OSM:Yeah, right like Kobe gives a f*ck about King's fans the way 'his people' throw around the 'Q' word....


RBX:Good point....now let's check out the other threads we wanna...



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El Negro Mambo

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WTF? wrote:


Daniel bejarano/Dusseldorf, Germany wrote:


El Negro Mambo wrote:


How 'bout a podcast of me kicking your a$$?I notice you didn't say sh*t to my challenge, you wiener joe velezzzzzzzzzzzz.....you are a mouse......'n'.....mambo eats miceysssss all the time.


Oh.....'n' Rhondda.....you're too nicey-micey to this Bejarano dude. my sources here in L.A. say hes a d*ckhead 'n' pompous pooh-pooh cabeza like that freedarko dude.




F*ck you & the donkey a$$ you rode in on, are you one of Kobe's people?no real musicians wanna work for the f*cking lakers, I tell you. All of us guys from Stockton hate them.


I hope Rhondda becomes prosperous enuff I can play drums for her in the future. I don't have any bad memories back from 'the day', so I don't know what=the-f*ck OSM &RBX are talkin' about.




OSM:Just tellin' da' truth as I remember, dude. Of course, ya' remember it diff, convenient for ya...


RBX: Dusseldorf....isn't that were the beatles first started & their first drummer had a brain explosion  or something?


OSM: I think it's called an aneurism, dude....Ya' know what I think is funny, here?All dese' dudes in el lay cappin' on each other.


RBX: & again we're back to freedarko.


OSM: Yeah,& if mambo works for kobe.


RBX:Or Mambo is Kobe tryin' to improve his image with King's fans?


OSM:Yeah, right like Kobe gives a f*ck about King's fans the way 'his people' throw around the 'Q' word....


RBX:Good point....now let's check out the other threads we wanna...




Actually, OSM; you've got it wrong-----Mambo cares about SOME King's fans; 'specially Latin cuties that write songs about Basketball. mambo's strategy is simple; charm her over to the Lakernation. So there.


& again; I don't know what the f*ck Bejerano is talkin' 'bout; Dawg; your friend Ron Meza used to do sound for the Lakers for games;  so don't give me that sh*t b'out not being Laker fans b/c your'e from Stockton. Ain't buying it.



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