Sacramento Kings Talk

no problemo, Kara! let's start with the King's song lyrics:

IntrO:You know, I got so tired last year, hearing the dudes on TNT say my kings had no 'D';

just like I've been so tired, of all that drama down lo-cal way, You know, that little soap opera i like to call "As the Faker laker World turns..."(sung:Hey!)'cuz:(keyboard riff)

Didn't the Monarchs prove we have 'D' in Sactown?...And that every possession can count?(sung:hey!)

Verse 1:So I gotta say, I want B-Jax back from the Grizz to stay; 'cuz' he'll take it on the run,give Bonzai his benjamins, okay, so I can see him throw it down, and after their inbound, when they think it's on their ground,RonRon my floor coach steps in the lane for a steal, throws it forward to Miller keeping it real on the high post into 'reef who finds a slitherin' k-Mart at the rim, he'll throw it up, watch it circle, circle, circle, 'n' drop  for the 2!

Chorus:Gotta Love Your Sacramento Kings!4 x.

Verse 2 :meow, used to be a cat on the prowl, but he's 'el-lay' now so we have the cisko kid on the outer yard with jason hart, it's a heat check, and you may think UCLA on a clear day but i can say; a 'Zona wildcat in with the steal, Bibbylicous moves it forward while big nasty clocks 'em real, into the low post to new guy who sees his hook shot, got his money shot, green dinero falling from the sky!

Chorus: Gotta Love Your Sacramento kings!!8 x out.

Heck if I know who new guy is gonna be, but we have to add another center, it's imperative, I think.

Now the lyrics to "No Cows in Sight!"

Verse 1:Hangin'(sung:hey!)with my buds, out behind Pacific U(hey, hey hey, now!);A little stock-town bayou action on the banks of the caleveras river;

(You'd better call L.A. 'cuz there's ):

Chorus:No Cows in Sight!(hey!); we got it going on;

Nor-cal's tight(hey!), we got it going on;

no Cows in sight!(hey!); I've got my nor-Cal B-ball blues!

Verse 2:Hangin...with my buds.....Out behind ARCO arena; A little Sac-Town  bayou  action on the banks of the American River;

(You'd better call L.A. 'cuz there's ):

no Cows in Sight!(hey!); we got it going on;

Nor-cal's tight(hey!), we got it going on;

no Cows in Sight(hey!)I've got my nor-cal b-ball blues!

I need a 2nd verse for the Monarchs song before i can post that one(or start performing it live, for that matter....)

The Chuckster Himself wrote:

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uhmm...what the hell, musician girl?Thought you said earlier that there'd only be 5 playas in the 1st verse? What the hell? Can't tell sh*t about the other song, what the hell does it SOUND like? As if B-Ball playas and faNS ARE MUSICIANS LIKE YOU...

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Oh, who gives a flyin' f*ck if there's 6 playas in the 1st verse?

Dig the lyrics, Rhondda, keep up the good work!

& what's with all the blah-blah about Rhondda's looks anyway?Shouldn't the talent be the thang! What are you obssesed, chuckster?