Sacramento Kings Talk

The Drillah/recordnet.com wrote:

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Kobe Bryant ( the real, REAL deal!) wrote: Rhondda Nunes(the real deal). wrote: Well, my Driver's liscense says "hazel"but.... Thanx for the compliment; I actually prefer the pics to be a little 'frumpy", that way I know people are digging the music for it's own right not because of how I look. That's a problem with pop-music & pop-tarts today is that it IS just about the looks, honestly; & then we wonder why a lot of it sounds...instantly forgettable. One reason I allways practiced really hard on my axe is I never wanted anybody say"Oh, she sucks...but what do you expect, she's a girl..."I love to prove people wrong & give 'em the unexpected. Now on a sad note, my gig has been cancelled at the Valley because my guitarist is sick.I'll let you all know when the song debut will be rescheduled. Where the f*ck do I start with this? Assisine what you're saying about how you're marketing yourself. Let me get this straight: "it's cool if the pics on the internet are shitty than I don't have to worry about people not digging my music for how I look and not my talent." I'm sorry; but that's just stupid. especially if your eyes are violet and you're hot  but hiding under 25 extra pounds because you have a secret fear of success. I hear that does afflict talented people, but I think that's a copout!  But let me post those frumpy pics: http://www.recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060217/OPED0303/602170315       O.K.....maybe Rhondda's keepin' the pics too down low....but If you think the pics are frumpy why are you here? What's in it for you oh-so-great-kobe-I-get-all-my-teammates-involved? Challenge. You like the challenge.The Driller would respect that more if you would state that here.You dig it.You might as well cop to it now, or forever never blog.   

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Oh, who cares if Kobe likes the challenge. It's not like Kobe has to pay anyone to be with him. Women love him. That girl in colorado chose to be with him, she just wanted her $$$$ too.

I think Kobe 's doing Rhondda a favor, he could hook her up with a personal trainer & stylist to do something about that hair & extra-weight.Why if she has nice eyes i'm not seeing them with a good head shot(standard in the biz, man)is plain-ass dumb. but I have suggestions for her queenie anthem:

Title; Try to love your suckie Queenies(even though it's hard!):

verse 1:Suckilicous bibster tries to take it on the run, he's knocked to his ass on a hardpick by Duncan that knocks his ass down, & after their inbound, when the Spurs know they got it down, you know  you're in LA 'cuz'UCLA and  it's the Lakers all the way; 'cuz' the:

QUEENIES SUCK!!(You can try to love them......but.......)

THE QUEENIES SUCK!!!!!!!

What do you think Rhondda????!!!!!!I think it would make a good queenie anthem.

Jordan Rules 2 wrote:

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Hey faker fan i got a faker anthem for you: Verse 1:The fakers are gay, 'cuz' Kobe wears purple tights every day, he steals them from his wife while she's away, because we all know he can't help himself, he' so gay; Chorus: The lakers are homo, led by Jim the Romo, a secret homo, he & Kobe are doin' a promo, for their secret lives that are homo; gotta love those gay-o-fakers.

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LOL!!!....Now thats a song for Kobe..HA! HA!....