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Key to kings winning next year

Date: Fri May 21 5:55 PM, 2004

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a dot com community for sensitive Queens Fans that can dish it out, but can't take it. We Won The Potties! Forums Schedule Stories Stuff About Links _________________________________________________________________ Welcome Everyone's invited...so long as you don't say anything bad about the Kings. "If you thought Lenny & Squiggy were the "dorkiest guys on television..."then Tommy and Jethro are the dorkiest guys in sports cyberspace and their myopic fan site has that feel to it." Fred Garvin Male Prostitute Eleven Things that say you're a true Kings fan. 1. Your wife won't let you go with her to the mall because all you do is whine to the employees working at Foot Locker about things that never happened. 2. You compare Vlade to Michaelangelo because of all the time each has spent on their backs in their chosen profession. 3. The mut you recently renamed Champ gets his old name back-Flop. 4. You privately wish that the criminal that poisoned Kobe had applied another scoop of "Special Sauce". 5. Finals? What Finals? Who needs a ring when we got this cool Pacific Div. Championship banner? 6. You love the fact that your team has the two best players in the world, your roster consists of proven clutch players and [Oh wait, this one's sup- posed to be on the Top 10 things that say you're a true Lakers fan.] 7. You refuse to remove the Hedo bobblehead from the livimgroom even though it reminds your daughter of the Chucky doll and gives her nightmares. 8. Despite being the best fan in the NBA, you have not watched an entire NBA Finals game in the past three years.. 9. You slap the ol' cow bell back on Betsy after every playoff series against the Lakers. 10.You can't understand why fans from other teams don't care about your opinion or your stupid rule book. 11.The last words that you say in life will most likely be, "Hey,. y'all, watch this!" Jethro & Tommy Queen of Darkness? Why is the rest of the country pointing their col- lective fingers and laughing at us because of the long term contract recently tendered to our beloved Mike? Why does it seem like we get to watch entirely different games than the rest of the world? It's not you, sensitive Queens fans, that have it all wrong. Rest assured that, along with all of our other Scarlet letters, we'll find someone else to pin the blame on if this huge, cap- draining contract doesn't pan out. A Refuge Against Non-Believers ______________________________________________ Like many other sensitive Kings fans out there, Jethro and Tommy grew weary of fans of other basketball teams not adhering to the belief that the Kings are the most glorious franchise in all of sports; past, present and future. Nothing frustrates them more than Mav, Jazz, Blazer and Lakers fans who don't agree with the premise that the Sacramento Kings are a dynasty despite having never won a champiosnship. Even worse, some of these other fans actually made some unflattering remarks against the Kings that made them cry. That's when they decided that they would create a web site where the thoughts and opinions of the "non-believers" would be stifled and censored. A sanctuary where they and other highly sensitive Kings fans can openly share their foolish opinions, far-fetched fantasies and conspiracy theories without the hinderance of others who don't completely agree. Despite the communistic approach to censorship and com- plete disregard for the 1st Ammendment, the site has drawn shut-ins from as far as Southern California who gladly shed American ideals for the chance to openly tout their belief that the Kings are the best team of all time with little or no reproach from the peanut factories of other teams. _______________________________________________ There is one viable, unrelenting threat, however. His name is Captain Obvious. No one has proven themselves to be more willing and able of bursting their sensitive, self-serving bubbles and bringing these fans back down to Earth like Captain Obvious. A self-proclaimed, life-long Lakers fan, he has often stated that he has undertaken this task of Herculean proportions on behalf of all basketball fans - not just those who bleed purple & gold. In a recent interview with Hi Times Magazine, Captain Obvious was quoted as saying, "Look, it's for their [sensitive Kings fans]own good. To let them live in such a deep-rooted denial and allow them to turn their backs to reality is not only not in the best interests of the game, but not healthy for their own personal lives. What's next...little Billy-JoeBob shows up with a slew of "F"s on his report card, but since he's a sensitive Kings fan, it may as well be a basket full of "A"s as far as his sensitive parents are concerned? Someone has got to shed some light on what the definition of "champion" is to these people, lest allow society as a whole to suffer the guilt when a couple of crazy-critters lead the whole kitten caboodle over a cliff!" Sensitive Enemy #1 Captain Obvious He tells it like it is Home \| Forums \| Schedule \| Stories \| Stuff \| About \| Links Crazy Critters? Bibby Poll Results ____________ Wow! Kings fans voted 3,525 to 14 in favor of trading Mike Bibby for Greg Ostertag! You people must know something I don't! I'm sure glad someone is thinking around here! Thanks for particiipating in this poll Sensitive Fans! Love Tommy Click Here! Brush With Royal Losers Click above or on the paintbrush to go see for yourself how your favorite players are really like when they're not on the court. If you think this site is hilarious,..you should see the real one! LMAO! geovisit(); __________________

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