Sacramento Kings Talk

 

Coach: Phil Jackson: A classic case of a coach that will only coach teams that have the most respected, or best players. His coaching takes no talent at all. It is sad that he chooses to still be a crybaby about it when he loses games, even though the refs help him win 90% of the games he does. The funny thing that proves his coaching is totally useless is because when this faggot couldn’t coach the team because of suspensions or injuries, the team was undefeated. Really, we all know they could play without a coach. If you gave me a team that had stars such as Kobe Bryant and Shaquille Oneal, or a team with Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen in their prime, obviously I could win a championship. If Jeff van Gundy had been the coach of both of these teams, he would have managed 76-6 seasons every year. Phil Jackson can’t coach, but he can complain. People that look up to Phil Jackson because they think he is a good coach, probably also look up to Don King because they think he is a good boxing instructor because one guy that he sponsored was Mike Tyson. After a Kobe 17-of-47 performance from the field against the Celtics, Jackson couldn’t explain his bad coaching. It isn’t just that it took 47 shots to make this outing so unusual. It’s that he missed 30 of those shots. What was Phil Jackson doing? Practicing the lines for his next TD Waterhouse commercial? I think this game just goes to show that Jackson isn’t so much a coach as he is a supervisor. How often do we see Jackson do anything other than whistle and call a play that Tex Winter designed? Umm… how about never? How often do we see an undermanned Laker squad beat a more talented squad? Never. How often do we see Jackson challenge his star players, Bryant or O’neal? We don’t. We do, however, see him excuse an abysmal performance like that of Kobe against the Celtics by making excuses for his star players. Jackson had this to say about Kobe after the petulant display of me-first basketball: “Somebody had to step in there and do something,” Lakers coach Phil Jackson said. “Brian Shaw was the only other person on the team who was aggressive offensively. Kobe shot poorly the first half and then he came back and found a way to keep us competitive. We played some good defense and changed the game around. We probably should have won.” Such rationalization can only make me wonder whether Phil and I watched the same game. The Celtics had two of the NBA’s most conscience-less gunners at that time in Antoine Walker and Paul Pierce. Boston coach Jim O’Brien made a devils deal, however. Back then he gave both Walker and Pierce the freedom to fire away as long as they play D. As usual, Pierce and Walker took full advantage of O’Brien’s deference and fired away. Pierce scored 28 points on 11-of-25 shooting while Employee #8 chipped in 13 points on 6-of-17 shooting. Incredibly, Kobe managed to get off 47 shots, which is 5 more than Pierce and Walker combined. Did Kobe not notice there were 4 other guys out there in Lakers’ garb? Apparently not, as Kobe had only 4 dimes in his 46 minutes of action. Nice teamwork, huh? Why didn’t he just play by himself? The only reason I can think of is that either Phil was just praying the refs would help them win like always, or because the rules forbid that. In actuality, Kobe should have been playing by himself as he took only one less shot than the rest of his teammates combined. The only person to blame here is Philip Jackson. Phil Jackson is a dickriding queer, and we all know it.

 

Owners: 2 old fat faggots who sit around and reach in each other’s pants and stroke while they watch the games. The Lakers managers are gay; they think that it is correct for a penis to be placed in the same place that poop is supposed to come out of. You Lakers fans are ****ing disgusting.

 

Fans: Countless brainless fans who go from one team to the next. First they were Bulls fans, then Jordan left and they didn’t like the Bulls or the Wizards (Jordan’s new team) either. Now they have come to the Lakers to do a bit more cock chugging to make them feel better about themselves, their terrible and pathetic lives, and their conforming love of being a frontrunner.

 

Referees: Unfortunately, because the NBA wants to make money, they have put the referees onto LA’s side. The NBA uses the Lakers as it’s number one source to make money by getting people to go to their games and by their merchandise. The Lakers are America’s team. Phil Jackson is America’s coach. Everything put out by the government has strong support and propaganda. The Lakers are currently the team they have that they want to make the most money with, so David Stern, the Jewish NBA commissioner, will make sure they keep bringing in money. They won’t bring in money if they lose. People will stop buying their uniforms, coffee mugs, headbands, ass condoms (remember, the government, like TV and everyone in the US, has gone gay), tear away pants, and cards if the Lakers are in last place. Hence, David Stern is greedy, and has taken it upon himself to make sure that the people will keep buying the Lakers merchandise since they bring in the most money, so he has to make sure the Lakers win. How can he do that? Ah, yes. With the help of the referees. The best way to do this is to get them to help these Lakers at the most opportune moments. The key for them, though, is the NBA playoffs; they let the games play out somewhat evenly regarding the refs in the series, until it could look like the Lakers might lose. They pretend to try to make it look fair, so they sometimes don’t make incredibly biased calls unless the Lakers need them to win. When the season is always on the line, Bennett Salvadore (an NBA referee) always provides a helping hand for the Lakers to help them win. In the 2000 NBA Western Conference Finals, I saw the most blatantly disgusting game of my life. I was watching the game with my friend Taka from Japan over. He hasn’t watched many NBA games in his life, and now he probably won’t. We watched Game 7 of this series, and it was an interesting game with a good pace for a while. Then the darkness and filth of corporate America struck in the 4th quarter when it began to matter. There were about 8 minutes left in the game, and the Blazers were beating the Lakers by 15 points. I was hardly paying attention to the referees at all in this game. All of a sudden on a play, my friend Taka got up and looked at me confused and said something like: Why the hell did they let that happen? I started actually paying attention to the refs, and I saw the replay, and Shaq elbowed Arvydas Sabonis in the stomach so that he fell to the ground, and then Shaq traveled across the lane and slam-dunked it, getting no foul called or whistle blown by the referees. I saw Damon Stoudamire dribbling the ball across midcourt, and Derek Fisher was trying to stick his one inch faggot boner in Damon’s ass jumping all over his backside. It was truly disgusting. Damon dribbled quickly to near the 3-point line and was slapped across the wrist loudly enough to be heard on TV. Still no whistle was called. The Blazers missed a shot on that possession, and the fouler (Fisher) dribbled the ball up the court. He passed the ball to Kobe Bryant. Kobe backed up a little bit into the defender, then started to make a move across the lane. The defender stuck closely to him the whole way until in the middle of the lane, right before he jumped, Kobe pushed the defender right in the stomach with his forearm, fell back and made the shot. The ref blew the whistle and Kobe Bryant went to the free throw line and converted a 3-point play. At that point, Taka said to me “Why do they make them win?” I’ll never forget what I felt after he said that. I never really saw how blatantly unfair some of the games were until I began to look at them from a more objective viewpoint. Someone not familiar with the things we see everyday in the US being stunned by something like this, really is a pretty powerful statement. But at least he could see the game with a pair of open eyes. Not with the semen-filled eyes of Lakers fans these days. They probably jump up and pump their fists when there is a big call in the games that they think was a great call (they might also be pumping their fists because they are jacking some guy off, which is probably most likely because all Lakers fans are homosexuals). These Lakers fans argue similar to, “The Lakers are the best team in the league come on man. They’ve won 100 championships, they have all the all-stars, they’re the best, you must be a fag if you don’t like them.” These Lakers fans are obviously frontrunners because they prove they only like the team because they win the most games and historically win the most championships. But logically, a team is not the best because they have won the most championships. The Celtics won a lot of championships, but are they considered the best team? No. They’re considered the group of ass ****ers that they are. I don’t root for anybody in the NBA anymore. I just hope to see good, clean games of basketball played by the world’s best. The 2004 playoffs aren’t all that fun to watch. A few Friday nights ago, the Houston Rockets made me happy by beating the schmucks from Staples and narrowing their seven-game series to 2-1 in favor of the Lakers. For me the defining moment came in the fourth quarter, when, with one referee sidelined with an injury and neither of the other two watching, Malone punched the Rockets’ star center, the Chinese sensation Yao Ming, in the kidney. Nice, Karl. You’ve made a career out of crap like that. Enjoy your arthritis. I pray that you and your loathsome teammates are eliminated as soon as possible. More recently, hoping to see a good game the other day, I watched a Lakers-Spurs Game 3. I witnessed a small Frenchman (Tony Parker) dribbling into the lane many times and getting hit each time, and falling to the ground with no foul being called. Then I saw Kobe Bryant run into the lane on the opposite side of the court, pushing through people, and initiating contact he made himself, leading to fouls being called. A few times, in fact, the replay proved that he was not physically even touched, but the refs still put him on the free throw line. At the end of the game the Lakers won, Kobe Bryant had taken 13 free throw shots, and Tony Parker only 2. How the **** can this happen in a league that is supposed to be so great? This guy was getting hit and banged each time, and then on the other side a stinky, rapist was pushing off of people, and falling down but the rapist was the only one getting fouls called for. Will someone please explain how this makes sense? I’m sure it doesn’t make much. Not to mention, in this game, the Lakers were already down in the series 2-0, so David Stern had to make sure they won or else he wouldn’t be pulling in as much money. The Lakers fans aren’t smart enough to understand all this. But what should I expect? America is a bunch of conforming, mindless idiots. It was sad watching pivotal game 5 being ruined at the end by an officials calling against a proven theory. It was disturbed. Reportedly the Lakers scored a winning basket on an inbounds play having 0.4 seconds left. The Spurs filed a protest at the NBA but it was not taken seriously; David Stern wasn’t going to overrule a bad call at the cost of business. The referees intentionally started the clock on the inbounds play 0.2-0.3 seconds late so that it would allow a possible play to be made. Either that or they just accidentally started the clock late. It was proven and now theoretically known that the shortest possible amount of time to be able to score a basket in is 0.3 seconds, because that is the shortest possible amount of time for a possible deflection to be made even just a slight tip of the ball takes at least 0.3 seconds because of the error of human perception of the insignificance of time. It was measured that the least possible time for a possible catch of the ball, and shoot, would take at the very least amount of time possible in a human, 0.55 seconds. Supposedly Los Angeles scored a catch and shoot basket in 0.4 seconds. This is not theoretically possible. The clock was just started late, and David Stern and the NBA refuses to overrule the basket because then the Spurs would win, and so in essence he would lose business from Lakers and American stupid ****ing conformist boner bouncing fans.

 

Players: The Lakers is a team full of stupid, stinky, filthy ****s (redundant). They have players that batter and abuse women, swing their elbows violently, weigh over 350 pounds and rap about things they learned at LSU, and play a form of basketball that isn’t really basketball. That’s all OK, because ignorant front-runners will still hop on their bandwagon. Showing the true pride they have, and the true pride every gay person has. That’s why you see no straight people at Lakers marches.

Kobe Bryant:  A rapist and a terrorist, Kobe Bryant threatened to blow up the NBA if the refs didn’t let them win the NBA finals. They call him Showtime, partly because the officials give him all the calls like in a movie, and partly because he is a conceited showboat that was lucky to be on the Lakers or else he would not be treated like a Hollywood star and getting the calls and respect of all the referees, when any call doesn’t go his way he is a crybaby to the refs, pussy pedophile rapes 19 year olds in Colorado then buys his wife $5 million presents to pay her back for it, pushed Tony Parker to the ground deserving a flagrant foul considering his push was a cheap shot totally away from the ball but the refs ignored it (since they always give him and all other Lakers the calls) in Game 3 of the 2004 NBA playoffs against the Spurs, also in 2003 he threw a ball at Bobby Jackson for no reason and got into a fight with him-gets into fights with short, bench players, pretty pathetic-, stinky black trash faggot, reaches in on defense, pushes off on offense, the funniest thing is that he tries to act smart in interviews. If you actually listen to his interviews and not just sit around nodding your head, you will hear that no matter how smart he tries to make himself sound, everything he says is actually incredibly stupid. On TV the other day, he answered 5 questions in a row the same way: Interviewer: So how were you able to change the pace of the game? Kobe: We executed in the first half. Interviewer: Your team hasn’t been playing that well in the fourth quarters. Why do you think this is? Kobe: We don’t execute. Interviewer: How did you defend Duncan? Kobe: We came out and executed. Interviewer: How has the tempo of the game made it easier for you guys? Kobe: Uh, well, uh it made it easier for us to execute. Interviewer: Wow. So how do you plan to continue in the second half? Kobe: We want to come out and just, you know, execute… Congratulations Lakers fans, and anyone else who idolizes Kobe. The biggest word in his vocabulary is execute, and the only reason he knows it is because when the jury convicts him for raping the 19 year old Puerto Rican, he is going to ‘come out and be executed.’ Die stinky faggot. Die.

Shaq (Shmuq): Shaq's fat ass needs to do some situps and stop blaming everyone for his mistakes like a baby. Shaq is the most overrated player in the NBA. Big Deal, he can dunk and hit like a 5ft jumpshot. Someone making millions of dollars should be able to make a free throw, such an easy shot, but since he can’t, the hack-a-Shaq (Shmuq) has been a common way to defend against the Lakers bull****. Ape, stinky ****, charges, fat and hyperventilates during interviews, fouls and reaches in on defense, 3 in the key's, gets away with traveling, steps over free throw line, released the 5 worst rap albums known to mankind, all he can says is Can u dig it= he can dig it because he digs his 2 inch dick in Kareem Abdul’s ****ing rectum every night, no intelligence and vocabulary that consists of 20 words probably based on his education at LSU (the college with the lowest intelligence rate and testing scores in the US), his whole life can be summed up in the 1-star rated movie Kazaam. I’m glad he’s so fat that he can hardly walk anymore, because each year his foot problems are progressively getting worse. I could understand him playing football, but he’s a sissy playing in the NBA 2X the size of everyone else, just because he gets away with ridiculous fouls and has pathetic referee support. He fouls 100 times a game, but they call 1 out of every 25. Hey! I think Shaq finally learned to count to 6! He certainly didn’t at LSU. Bill Russell in an interview in 2001 said about Shaq’s fouling offensive and defensive play: “This is not how the game is supposed to be played.”

Karl Malone: They call him the Maleman, because he obviously loves men. Karl Malone is the worst semi-illerate, stupid, dirty playing ASS COCKRIDER to ever play in the NBA. Thank god that IDIOT is getting old, and less playing time it's high time he was taken out back and put down like the DOG he is. After 17 years in the league EVERY single interview HE does he speaks and sounds like a back-water, illiterate HICK, you would think in almost think that in almost 20 years he would actually LEARN TO SPEAK IN COMPLETE, OR CORRECT SENTENCES!?!? But no, the idiocy continues, and whats worst you can tell he's PROUD of himself and his accomplishments?!? I too hope he suffers, badly, arthritis, I realize he's already stupid enough but it will only worsen with age.. Karl you SUCK you stupid waste of space overrated dirty as hell basketball player! I'm glad he's found what he's supposedly good at, playing a childs game putting a ball in a hoop as he's simply not intelligent enough to find his way out of a wet paper bag..

Gary Payton: Was caught for abusing his wife in 1995, but apologized. Thanks a lot Glove. Keep your lewd **** women-beating abuse out of America. Have you heard his interviews? Man this guy is stupid. I would feel embarrassed rooting for a team with this many complete ****ing idiots.

Derek Fisher: Fisher is the biggest actor in the NBA with his embelished falls drawing offensive fouls. I loved it last year when I saw that little puke cry like the little bitch he is. This moron needs to stop flopping. Some of those flops were just damn ridiculous. No one was in a 10-mile radius of him and yet he still acted like someone had just elbowed him in the face. Sounds like I'm exaggerating just a little bit? Yeah I'm doing what Derek Fisher is doing half of his time on the court. If I were a referee and some punk ass benchwarmer tried to pull that kinda **** on me, I would give him a technical for trying to insult my intelligence. And if he try to argue with me…I would throw his ass out of the game. No questions asked. How you going to fake something and then argue for doing it "Umm umm sorry hunnie I didn't mean to fake my orgasm..blah blah blah...STFU hoe."  If I were a referee this would offend me. So to all you referees that might happen to be reading this.... if Fisher, Malone, or half of the other Lakers team tries to pull the same stunt again.... hit them up with a technical. All in all, Fisher is just ridiculous. This square misshaped headed guy is a little ****ing fish that runs around the court and slaps people, and tries to pump them from the rear on defense, but don’t worry. It’s not a foul. He’s a Laker, remember?

Rick Fox: Should not have gotten away with his ridiculous holding of Peja Stojakovic the last 3 years in the playoffs, but since he is obviously a ****ing faggot, he loves grabbing men. If he were on any other team besides the Lakers, they would have called him for those blatantly homosexual fouls.

Devean George: Take off the mascara.

Luke Walton: The first pretty boy in the NBA history. He wanted to be exactly like his father. His father is the most biased, illogical person that has ever announced in any sport. You’d have to be kidding yourself, if you ever were on the same side as anything Bill or Luke Walton have ever said. Luke Walton is not a good player. He might get a lot of respect and the referees may give him a lot of calls and let him get away with a lot, but he does not deserve any of it. If he weren’t on the Lakers, he’d be sucking 8-inch dicks on the sidelines because he’s nothing without the refs.

Kareem Rush: He wasn’t as good as people thought he was going to be. Turns out he is good at shooting Kareem (cream i.e. jizz) all over Shaq’s ugly **** face. Lynch him.

Horace Grant: You want to know why he wears those goggles? Freak blow job accident. Next time he’ll make sure not to let them blast cum in his eyes.

Brian Cook: Get back in the kitchen fag.

Bryan Russell: Go back to the Jazz, cumguzzling, cockslamming pansy. He joined the team to conform because all the other guys like Malone and Payton did, and to prove that he would never earn an NBA title on a team that he played any true part on.

Stanislav Medvedenko: Go back to whatever faggot country you came from. You’ll actually get to play there. Here you will only to get suck Phil off. Maybe you like that better though, queer.

Jamal Sampson: A very bad pick. He can’t shoot, pass, or play defense. He motivates the guys in the locker room huddles though, with his hand jobs for good luck.

 

So you still like the Lakers? You probably still like sucking the big, hard dicks of rich men too. The Lakers are a group of gay, women-abusing, filthy ****s that were put together by big business organizations to make sure the people at the top stay rich when the ignorant Americans keep going out and buying the Lakers merchandise and tickets, fulfilling the greedy agendas of the rich. I don’t want a small group of like 3 people to get rich off of stupid ****ing bull**** like this. How about it folks? Pay attention to reality for a second, and realize what you are doing, and who you are rooting for. To sum up, I hate the fat and ugly Shaquille O’Neal, whom I will not refer to as “The Big Aristotle,” because I refuse to connect the man who wrote Poetics with the man who starred as the rapping genie Kazaam. I hate the smarmy little pretty boy Kobe Bryant who routinely scores 40 points a game because he refuses to pass the ball to his fellow pretty boy teammates. I hate Rick Fox, who is married to Vanessa Williams. I hate how NBC finds it necessary on every Lakers broadcast to scan the crowd for celebrities. I hate how only at the Staples Center are people like Dyan Cannon still considered celebrities. I hate the Lakers’ purple and yellow uniforms. I hate how they remind me of the rich, snooty popular kids in junior high you pretended to like so they wouldn’t make fun of you. I hate that they are cheating, flopping, violent ball-hogs, rivaled only by Karl Malone and John Stockton. And then there’s Phil Jackson, who is such an amazing prick that I hope Michael Jordan does stage a comeback just so the ridiculous Wizards can beat the living hell out of Phil Jackson and his Nietzsche-reading, yoga-practicing ass. I don’t like any teams in the NBA. I would rather watch college basketball because it isn’t being run by the media and big business leaders wanting to make money. The NCAA is unexpected, and the games are real. You won’t see the referees making sure that a certain team like the Lakers wins. Let’s grow as an NBA. Let’s fight back against the faggots and filth that are ruining basketball, as we know it. Let’s have an NBA that is real, where the games are exciting, and not pre-determined. I turn on the NBA games to see basketball, and when I turn on the TV I see Kobe Bryant pushing off for his shots on offense which should be called an offensive foul, him slapping people on the wrists on defense, Karl Malone swinging his elbows into people, Shaq stepping over the free throw line, charging, traveling, hitting people on defense, standing in the key on offensive for more than 3 seconds. Can you guys see anything, or are you so blinded by your ignorance and bias that you think the Lakers really are a good team? Turn the NBA into a real game; it’s not fun watching the bad guys win every time. These bastards don’t belong here. All you Lakers fans that think you are doing a great job and think of yourselves as amazing, smart people for rooting for the Lakers, need to think about everything you stand for, and how insecure you are, and how you are just a bunch of shallow, conforming, front running, penis sucking inbreds. Lynch all of these disgusting ****s that ruin basketball. They smell like ****. **** the Lakers, especially their blind, conforming, and front-running fans. Next time you see someone wearing a Lakers jersey, say to them, “You’re a faggot.” Because they are.

HA! HA!..No you don't. You made some great points in your post. I have always felt that Phil Jackson was way overrated. Let's put him in Orlando or Atlanta next year and see how well he does!! He would suck! Look what happened to Pat Riley. You don't have superstar players, then you don't win, bottom line. Plus, Phillip Jackson is VERY annoying and never gives other teams any credit when the Lakers lose.......