Sacramento Kings Talk

Date: Mon Apr 10 8:47 PM, 2006

RE: powder

Date: Tue Apr 11 4:50 PM, 2006

LOL!!It doesn't matter if Faker fans show up at a gig...I still do the song, the only change I might make to be "p.c." for mixed fan company is to say *laker* instead of *faker* but the story is still the same....even without Shaq it's still a soap opera down there in L.A. IMO>

Date: Thu Jun 1 6:12 AM, 2006

I wonder if Phil Jackson will Write a book about the Lakers 2005-2006 season. Lets think of some titles for the book. I'll start out.

1.) Give Kobe the ball or you'll be sorry!

2.) What? We have 4 other guys on the court?

Feel free to add any other titles for Phillip's book. come on, lets help the "Zen-Master" out..LOL!..

Date: Thu Jun 1 2:56 PM, 2006

NBAFan wrote:

I wonder if Phil Jackson will Write a book about the Lakers 2005-2006 season. Lets think of some titles for the book. I'll start out. 1.) Give Kobe the ball or you'll be sorry! 2.) What? We have 4 other guys on the court? Feel free to add any other titles for Phillip's book. come on, lets help the "Zen-Master" out..LOL!..

O.K., I'll pile on here:

1)Iron Chef has a new mystery ingredient,Black mambo, aka snake....& it's more nutritous then you think!

2)Why does kobe need smushie?You know he's on 24/7 like his new jersey's gonna say!

3) Why does Kobe need me(the zenmaster?)?...he never listens anyway!

4)Like Bill Walton, lukie has a crush on mambo(my god, it's like...Michaelangelo chiseled his physique out of stone or something!).

Date: Tue Jun 13 12:21 AM, 2006

Rhondda Nunes wrote:

NBAFan wrote: I wonder if Phil Jackson will Write a book about the Lakers 2005-2006 season. Lets think of some titles for the book. I'll start out. 1.) Give Kobe the ball or you'll be sorry! 2.) What? We have 4 other guys on the court? Feel free to add any other titles for Phillip's book. come on, lets help the "Zen-Master" out..LOL!.. O.K., I'll pile on here: 1)Iron Chef has a new mystery ingredient,Black mambo, aka snake....& it's more nutritous then you think! 2)Why does kobe need smushie?You know he's on 24/7 like his new jersey's gonna say! 3) Why does Kobe need me(the zenmaster?)?...he never listens anyway! 4)Like Bill Walton, lukie has a crush on mambo(my god, it's like...Michaelangelo chiseled his physique out of stone or something!).

Mambo sayss.....O.K.if zenm****sster writesss book.....

El Negro mambo says:1)Give Kobe the ball 'cuz' it works. period.

2)Mambo does caressss about other play****ss--he makes them better & they should be gratefull.

3)Rhondda wishes she could taste my snake.I'm quite delicioso.

4)Smushie is cool. Stop picking on him. I like how he parts his hair down the middle.So there.

5)Kobe & Mambo have been listening to Most-Exalted-Zen_master.El Negro Mambo has been practicing Buddhist chants, though Richard Gere hasn't called Mambo back yet.

6)Of course, Lukie likes me like hissssss dad....Michaelangelo chiseled my physique in his mind 5 centuries before my dad named me Kobe 'cuz' he really loves beef. really.