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Seahawks' Fan

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Little Timmy is a Seahawks' fan!!


I know this is a basketball board, but the big Super Bowl game will be played this sunday between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Seattle Seahawks. I had to post the following joke below. Oh, by the way...GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Timmy likes the Seahawks!!


In a school just outside of Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher explained
to her cl**** that she is a Steeler's fan. She asked her students to raise
their hands if they were Steeler's fans too.
Not really knowing what a Steeler's fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands all went up into the air. However, there was one
exception. A little boy named Timmy had not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different ... "Because I am
not a Steeler's fan" says Timmy.

The teacher then asked, "What are you?"

Timmy said "I'm a Seahawk's fan."

The teacher was a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asked
Timmy why he was a Seahawk's fan.

" Well, my mom and dad are Seahawk's fans so I'm a Seahawk's fan too."

The teacher was now angry. "That's no reason" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?"

Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steeler's fan."


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JT in SA (aSpur's fan)

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ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!


Try substituting "lakers" for the "steelers" in the joke: also real funny!


I'm gonna be cheering on the Seahawks too; I don't think they've been getting the respect they deserve, honestly...


GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Jimmy Kimmel

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Seahawks' Fan wrote:


I know this is a basketball board, but the big Super Bowl game will be played this sunday between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Seattle Seahawks. I had to post the following joke below. Oh, by the way...GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ================================================ Timmy likes the Seahawks!! In a school just outside of Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher explainedto her cl**** that she is a Steeler's fan. She asked her students to raisetheir hands if they were Steeler's fans too.Not really knowing what a Steeler's fan was, but wanting to be liked bytheir teacher, their hands all went up into the air. However, there was oneexception. A little boy named Timmy had not gone along with the crowd.The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different ... "Because I amnot a Steeler's fan" says Timmy.The teacher then asked, "What are you?"Timmy said "I'm a Seahawk's fan."The teacher was a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she askedTimmy why he was a Seahawk's fan." Well, my mom and dad are Seahawk's fans so I'm a Seahawk's fan too."The teacher was now angry. "That's no reason" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?"Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steeler's fan."


Timmy's parents are BOTH morons or they woulda named Timmy jimmy~dammit!~


Steelers are going to FLATTEN Seattle; oh so sorry, lakershaters!!~(not really~!)



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PEJANATOR:I'm in Indie now!

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Ha-ha-ha!I like much!!Timmy's parents sound smart. Everyone here dissappointed that the Colt's aren't in, but I root for Seattle; I like west coast!


Jimmy Kimmel show is stupid, I don't watch it;I watch Sports Center or Jay Leno instead.:tv:



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www.need4'sheed'.com

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Seahawks' Fan wrote:


I know this is a basketball board, but the big Super Bowl game will be played this sunday between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Seattle Seahawks. I had to post the following joke below. Oh, by the way...GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ================================================ Timmy likes the Seahawks!! In a school just outside of Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher explainedto her cl**** that she is a Steeler's fan. She asked her students to raisetheir hands if they were Steeler's fans too.Not really knowing what a Steeler's fan was, but wanting to be liked bytheir teacher, their hands all went up into the air. However, there was oneexception. A little boy named Timmy had not gone along with the crowd.The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different ... "Because I amnot a Steeler's fan" says Timmy.The teacher then asked, "What are you?"Timmy said "I'm a Seahawk's fan."The teacher was a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she askedTimmy why he was a Seahawk's fan." Well, my mom and dad are Seahawk's fans so I'm a Seahawk's fan too."The teacher was now angry. "That's no reason" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?"Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steeler's fan."


Agree with J.T.; the joke is funny if you sub 'lakers' for 'steelers....As a Steeler fan, I won't take offense 'cuz i like u guys...


but i did tell u'all that my man jerome bettis was gonna get it done.


jimmy kimmel is a kiss-a$$, go back to your talk show, everyone in 'D' knows you're just kissing our a$$es.



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